22 Ways to Look Like a Millionaire in One Night

Posted by Helen Published in Wealth

Wear any jewellery by David Yurman - make sure it’s a big piece (even if you have to borrow from a wealthy friend).
Lease a Maserati for a day, or two (if you can afford it).
Borrow someone’s Piguet wristwatch.
Buy a Monte Cristo White at a restaurant. (Cigar silly)
Talk about your recent vacation in the Turks & Caicos Islands (look it up on Google), and don’t forget that conch salad is a staple for the locals, so understand how it tastes.
Borrow a Dupont fountain pen for signing the bill.
Guys, rent a Stefano Ricci tux for the evening.
Talk about the items you’ll be submitting for Auction at Sotheby’s or Christies in L.A. or New York. (Please, PLEASE look up relevant items before you make an ass of yourself.)
Tell them you’re planning to invest in a Wally Yacht - the WallyPower 70 Lau Lau is good for starters - look it up at www.wally.com)
Look up a current list of fine wines and talk about that case of Amarone 1986 -you purchased as your latest investment.
Mention your Sentient Jet Membership(but please don’t say it like that), check it out online.
Buy the Robb Report and get up to speed before mixing with anyone resembling a millionaire.
Remind your partner that the Nanny is leaving for a holiday the following week and you need to confirm a new one. Yes, of course you need to do this in public!
Excuse yourself, make a fake phonecall and confirm your cruise to the Bahamas. Tell the fake concierge to charge your Amex card.
Have a friend call you, interrupt dinner or cocktails and talk it up about your hanging purchase in St. Barts. Then excuse yourself and end the call. Apologize profusely.
Gals, be sure to wear Manolo Blahnik sandals or such.
Girls need to have their nails done at a professional salon.
Guys, a good hair cut and manicure are a must.
Be sure to mention your stocks and shares and chat about intricate new developments in companies that you have researched.
Ask advice as to what to do with your gold and silver investments.
If you have travelled, you have a "place" in Nice, Cannes, Marseille or the South of Spain. If you’re more local, you have a place in the Bahamas or in Mexico. Do your homework.
Speak to the manager of the restaurant/club beforehand, to make sure they bring you the bill, and no matter, what, PAY FOR IT!